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The Villages Has Its Teeth — Most of Them, Anyway
Plus: Drone footage of 4 new Villages neighborhoods — and one jaw-dropping surprise
It's Thursday — and we've got a good one. Poll results, drone footage of four brand-new Villages neighborhoods with a twist nobody saw coming, a smartphone tip worth five minutes of your time, and your full weekend music lineup.
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📆 On this day in 2001, Timothy McVeigh was executed for the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, the deadliest domestic terrorist attack in U.S. history at the time.
— Kevin Rogers, Publisher
Monday’s Poll Recap
🦷 The Villages Has Its Teeth — Most of Them, Anyway
731 votes rolled in on this one — and the mouth of The Villages is in surprisingly good shape 😄
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😁 Mostly original — some crowns along the way (388 votes — over half!)
🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ 👑 All original, minimal work (192)
🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🦷 Mix of it all — crowns, implants, the works (105)
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🔩 Implants — worth every penny (23)
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 😂 My dentist has a nicer car than me (23)
More than 80% of you still have mostly original equipment. The Villages, apparently, takes care of its teeth.
But the comments told the real story…
👉 The crown club is massive — nearly everyone in the "mostly original" camp is hauling around a few crowns. Crowns, veneers, a bridge here and there. "Mostly original" is doing a lot of heavy lifting 😄
👉 Cost sticker shock is real — multiple readers vented about the price of modern dentistry. One reader went in for a routine cleaning, mentioned a few sore spots, and walked out $15K lighter. "That out loud cost me 15K" may be the most painful sentence in this week's comments.
👉 The implant crowd is pragmatic — "Way too expensive but definitely needed" was the vibe. One reader has had an implant since age 30 — 30 years later, still going strong.
👉 And then there's the reader who still has all four original wisdom teeth… in a box… in their jewelry case… with instructions to be buried with them. We have questions. And also respect.
A few readers are hunting for a good dentist in The Villages. One is new to Florida full-time and already hearing horror stories about local dental fees. Another shrugged off a crown by saying they don't even go to the dentist much. (Bold strategy, we don't recommend it.)
Bottom line: this community is walking around with some serious dental miles on the odometer — but most of you are still smiling. Crown or no crown, that counts. 😁
Thanks for voting and keep those poll ideas coming — hit reply if you’ve got a fun one!
Villages Development
Four Villages neighborhoods. One aerial tour. And a few surprises you won't want to miss.
DD Aerial Photography just dropped a drone flyover that gives would-be residents — and curious current ones — a bird's-eye look at four of The Villages' newest and most talked-about communities: LaGrange, Lakeview, Long Prairie, and Merritt Field. From lakefront homes nearly sold out to a brand-new rec center with a pool already filling up, the expansion south is happening fast. And just when you think you've seen it all... the videographer spots something shocking that reveals exactly how seriously the developer takes your safety before a single street gets paved. Trust us — stick around for that part.
🎟️ AI for Everyday Life
Your Smartphone Can Do Way More Than You Think — Ask AI to Show You How
Most of us are using about 20% of what our phones can actually do. The other 80%? It's sitting there waiting, buried in menus nobody explained and settings nobody showed you.
AI is like having a patient tech-savvy neighbor on call 24/7 — one who never sighs, never talks down to you, and will answer the same question seventeen times without blinking.
Just describe what you want to do in plain English:
📸 "How do I make the text bigger on my iPhone so it's easier to read?" 🔊 "How do I get my Android to read text messages out loud while I'm driving?" 📷 "How do I scan a document with my phone and email it without a printer?" 🎵 "How do I connect my phone to my car's Bluetooth for the first time?" 🔋 "My iPhone battery dies by 2pm every day — what can I do to fix that?" 📱 "How do I video call my grandkids on FaceTime if they have Android phones?" 🗺️ "How do I drop a pin and share my location with someone picking me up?" 🛡️ "How do I set up fingerprint unlock so I don't have to type my password every time?" 🔕 "How do I silence calls from numbers I don't recognize without missing real ones?"
The trick is to tell AI exactly what phone you have — iPhone or Android, and ideally the model — so the instructions match your screen perfectly.
"I have an iPhone 14. Walk me through how to set up an emergency medical ID so first responders can see my medications and blood type even if my phone is locked."
That last one alone is worth five minutes of your day.
Upcoming Events
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The Mudds | Sunset Island Eastport | Thu Jun 11 | 9 - 10:30 am | Details
⛳️ Putting & Chipping Clinic | Sarasota | Fri Jun 12 | 8:30 am | Details
Hometown Market | Brownwood | Sat Jun 13 | 9 am - 1 pm | Details
🎸 Greg Warren Band | Oxford Downs Tiki Bar | Sat Jun 13 | 7 - 10 pm | Details
Dunning Shaw | Old Mill Playhouse | Sun Jun 14 | 8 - 11 am | Details
🏌️ Full Swing Clinic | Lopez Legacy | Mon Jun 15 | 8:30 am | Details
Tribute to Piano Men of Rock | Whispering Oaks | Jun 25 | Tickets
On Sale This Week:
The Pirates of Penzance | The Sharon | Jan 29 | Details
and more….
If you have an event you want to announce to 9,700+ local Villagers, email us the details at [email protected]
Live Music Lowdown
Thursday
Spanish Springs | Brothers Jukebox - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Lake Sumter | Southbound - country | 6 - 10 PM |
Brownwood Paddock | Pavani’s Band | 6 - 10 PM |
Sawgrass Grove | Greg Warren Band | 6 - 10 PM |
Eastport | Canned Music | 5 - 9 PM |
Edna’s On The Green | Nicole Equerme Michelle Ingrham | 12 - 3 PM 4 - 7 PM |
City Fire Sumter Landing | Mel & The Misfits | 7:30 - 10:30 PM |
City Fire Brownwood | Coyote Joe | 7 - 10 PM |
Friday
Spanish Springs | Club CTRL ft DJ Lu-S | 6 - 10 PM |
Sumter Landing | Bar Fly - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Brownwood Paddock | Johnny Wild & Delights | 6 - 10 PM |
Sawgrass Grove | Uncle Bob’s Rock Shop | 6 - 10 PM |
Eastport | The 789’s | 6 - 10 PM |
Edna’s On The Green | Tommy Treadway Tim Hargis | 12 - 2 PM 4 - 7 PM |
City Fire Sumter Landing | Alan Darcy & Scott Simon | 7:30 - 10:30 PM |
City Fire Brownwood | No Regrets | 7 - 10 PM |
Holy Sh’Mokes | Cathy Kerns | 6:30 - 9:30 PM |
Saturday
Spanish Springs | Sheila & The Sound - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Sumter Landing | Gravity Parade - dance | 6 - 10 PM |
Brownwood Paddock | DeadLanders - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Sawgrass Grove | Greg Warren Trio Scooter The DJ | 12 - 3 PM 6 - 10 PM |
Eastport | Rocky & The Rollers | 6 - 10 PM |
Edna’s On The Green | Nicole Equerme Beauty & The Beats | 12 - 3 PM 4 - 7 PM |
City Fire Sumter Landing | Kitty & The Tom Cats | 7:30 - 10:30 PM |
City Fire Brownwood | Groove 41 | 7 - 10 PM |
Holy Sh’mokes | Clark Barrios | 6:30 - 9:30 PM |
Sunday
Spanish Springs | September Dogs - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Sumter Landing | Cable Cars - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Brownwood Paddock | Beauty & The Beats - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Sawgrass Grove | Rundown Band - rock | 6 - 10 PM |
Edna’s On The Green | Joe Van Sal & Izy | 12 - 3 PM 4 - 7 PM |
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